|"...Where Insomnia Hits the Ice."|
NOTE: I fell asleep early, which is about as rare as the Philadelphia Flyers winning a game.
---Washington Capitals defeat the Toronto Maple Leafs 5-4 (Series tied at 2-2)---
Question: When is a billionaire hockey owner sad?
Answer: When that owner is the Washington Capitals' CEO Ted Leonsis.
|Jesus! His team hadn't even lost the game! ...yet.|
I give Leonsis some credit because he eschews normal, professional owner etiquette and can't be bothered to wear a suit or tie, opting instead to wear a Capitals jersey (rumor has it that it was of the "Ovechkin" variety), and he doubled-down by wearing what appears to be a red vest, just in case that he got really cold specifically between his arms and head/waist.
In conclusion: Leonsis is a billionaire that does things his way, both in overpaying for Brooks Orpik and Matt Niskanen AND in wearing ironically hilarious garb while sitting alone with his thoughts as this President Trophy-winning team starts to slowly collapse like a flan in the cupboard.
Washington nearly mirrored its owner's Sad Panda routine when the Caps gave up consecutive goals to narrow its 4-1 lead to a mere 4-3, but the Toronto Maple Leafs were unable to net the equalizer, thus tying the series at 2 games apiece.
I don't want to say that Washington's scoring luck is "unsustainable" but when the team is being paced by Tom "Freaking" Wilson (who scored two of Washington's five goals), yikes. To be fair, the regular goal scoring yeomen (Alexander Ovechkin and TJ Oshie) also contributed in the eventual 5-4 win.
---Ottawa Senators defeat the Boston Bruins, 1-0 (Ottawa leads the series 3-1)---
Bobby Ryan scored early in the third period to break a 0-0 tie and his tally held up as the game winner, propelling the Ottawa Senators to a commanding 3-1 series lead over the suddenly offensively impotent Boston Bruins.
|I actually didn't have to do any Photoshop work here.|
Bobby Ryan scored the game-winner off of a deflected shot from Erik Karlsson, narrowly avoiding both Rask and Boston defender Zdeno Chara on its way into the net.
The Bruins pushed to tie the game, but Ottawa managed to keep the analytics darling (the Bruins for those of you scoring at home) at bay and took a commanding 3-1 series lead.
Not much description can be added to this game, as the contest was played largely within the neutral zone. Critics can (and appropriately so) label this as the "Most Boring Game of the 2017 Playoffs to Date."
---Minnesota Wild defeat the St. Louis Blues 2-0 (STL leads the series 3-1)---
|When laziness & typos meet & fall in love.|
Devan Dubnyk stopped all 28 shots he faced, while his counterpart Jake Allen faced the same number of shots, but missed two (goals by Charlie Coyle and Martin Hanzal, who is so hot right now).
The Wild win staved off elimination for at least two days, but Minnesota still has to run the gauntlet of winning three more games consecutively to make the second round.
Anaheim got early back-to-back goals from Patrick Eaves and Nate Thompson to take a 2-0 lead, and Ryan Getzlaf iced the game with an unassisted empty netter as the Anaheim
The Flames had a torrid second half of the NHL regular season, leading many to believe that they'd be a tough out in the playoffs.
As the games unfolded, Calgary simply lacked the poise the
Anaheim now gets to relax and await the winner of the back-and-forth San Jose/Edmonton series.
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